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Many businesses have signs outside that try to entice you to come in. Churches are no different. While some churches simply write the times of their services or upcoming events, some write hilarious sayings on their signs. Many use trendy jokes to get younger people in the doors, but some are geared towards an older generation. No matter who the signs are geared towards, some of these are downright hilarious. Check out some of the best ones we've seen on the Internet: 1. No one reads the terms and conditions, do they? Twitter Do you get it? No one reads Apple's Terms and Conditions on an iPhone, and Adam and Eve didn't either. Although their apples were a lot more low-tech. 2. When it is just too hot outside to change the sign... Twitter This church used the weather to insert a little humor in your day. 3. Speaking of weather... Twitter For anyone who loves snow and was praying for more, this church asked them to stop. They clearly have a sense of humor but are sick of the snowy weather! 4. This church got a little sassy... Twitter It appears that someone stole an air conditioning unit from a church. Stealing anything from a church is pretty bad and the church decided to give them a little sass. 5. This one is pretty inspirational! Twitter We all know our pets love us unconditionally. Be as good as your pet thinks you are. 6. This church really loves ketchup? Twitter This one is really strange, but I guess they love food puns? 7. Forgive your enemies Twitter This church really speaks the truth. Do you agree? 8. Remember the story of Noah? Twitter When this church was experiencing a lot of rain, they used it as an opportunity to make everyone laugh who drove by. 9. A reminder to be nice on social media Twitter We all need that reminder sometimes, don't we? 10. Another Noah joke... Twitter This raises a lot of questions! Read on to the next page for even more hilarious church signs! 11. This sign wants you to come back to church! Twitter Do you get it? 12. This was a sign for speeders Twitter This may not have been a church sign, but it was a funny one to see on a highway. 13. This church sign is in the bathroom Twitter It is hilarious! 14. How refreshing Twitter This church actually makes fun of itself! Do you remember falling asleep during sermons when you were a kid? 15. This church sign took inspiration from Star Wars Twitter Do you love it or hate it? 16. This church got a little philosophical Flickr Where do you find your most meaningful answers? 17. Uh oh! Twitter This reminds us of when our parents used to say "Don't make me come back there!" in the car. 18. A good pun is always funny! Twitter Maybe you can get your "sundae" from Dairy Queen after church. 19. This church just gave up Twitter Either their sign guy quit, or he just got really uninspired. 20. They are trying to keep up with the young kids Twitter Do you get this Facebook reference? What is the best church sign you have ever seen? If you enjoyed these funny signs, please SHARE with your friends and family to make them laugh too!