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Brides look high and low all over the world for the perfect dress. They are told that this will be the most important day of their lives, so it’s only natural that they want to find the best dress to spend that day in. They want something that represents them. Something that incorporates things that they like. Sometimes wedding dresses can be as unique as the woman wearing them. Here are 19 examples of some of the strangest dresses around. 1. The Styrofoam bride Now, now, I know your groom-to-be may have whispered that you are the only dish he wishes to have, whilst you were both finalizing the wedding menu – but to take it literally, really?!?! storytrender.com 2. The bottle-cap bride Now this bride has un-capped a thousand bottles, and perhaps more, to make this bridal (?) dress. All we hope is that she has recycled the bottles … coz that eco-friendly gesture would be a redemptive token for this eyesore! Sorry, couldn’t hold it for any longer! viralnova.com 3. The balloon bride “‘I want to look like a balloon,’ said no bride ever,” held true for me until I saw this bride! Hello, hello, mike testing … 1,2,3 … This is an important announcement … all guests are requested to keep forks and other types of pointy objects away from the bride! The adults are requested to ensure that your kids get the message too. Thank you. 4. The octo-bride Okay, I am sorry but what was the logic here again? That’s right – you got nothin’. Now, could you please let go of the hideousness – that is the octo-dress! It is your wedding, not a fancy dress competition! 5. The tampon bride This dress, designed by Yves St Laurent in 1965, bears a too-bad-to-be-true resemblance to a tampon. Do you hear the marriage officiator saying, ‘do you take this tampon for your lawfully wedded wife?’ And do not say, ‘I do!’ That’s some REAL danger there! 6. The condom bride This bride believes in ‘safety.’ And we are glad. But dear Ms. Bride, if you wanted to supply him a never-ending stock for the wedding night and the nights that follow, you should have known – worn condoms cannot be used again! flickr.com 7. The ‘light-ing up your life’ bride Another bride who took her husband-to-be’s words on their literal value. He must have said, she lights up his life and guess what – she actually BECAME the light of his life!! Tadaa … 8. The Goth bride Goth-style is alright but I just think Julie Williams and Dylon Holroyd took it to the extreme. Don’t you think? dailymail.co.uk 9. The cake-y bride Another cost-cutting solution to the wedding extravaganza! Merge the bride and the cake into one. And this time, make no mistake – if you are hungry, you can actually dig into the bride and scoop out a piece! Really, that’s the idea! 10. The cream puff bride Baker Valentyn Shtefano and his bride Viktoriya made this wedding dress out of 1500 cream puffs! Now, now – weddings are expensive, alright – but to carry food on yourself? Pinterest 11. The honey boo boo bride The blushing bride and her groom chose to sport matching ensembles featuring an offensive combination of camouflage green and orange. Can someone say atrociousness? 12. The royal peacock bride The color scheme of this wedding dress would have been so beautiful and elegant if it weren’t on such a hideous outfit like this. We seem to be having a thing going on with brides wearing crowns and tiaras and things with their dresses. Sure, it’s great to feel important, especially on your big day. But seriously guys, doesn’t this just look a bot much? A classic wedding veil doesn’t suffice anymore? Unless your name is Queen Elizabeth, there’s no need for a crown on your head. And no girl, the wand in your hand doesn’t make it better; it’s just making it worse. 13. The rainbow bride The classic Skittles tagline seems perfect for this colorful wedding dress because it really looks like someone vomited some Skittles all over her to make this crazy colorful wedding dress. I’ll admit, I honestly think this is very pretty to look at, therefore it probably belongs in an art gallery somewhere, and not on a bride. 14. The newspaper bride For the bride who likes to know what's going on in the world. hedybridal.com 15. The sheep bride This bride wanted to really represent herself and her favorite animal at her wedding. She nailed it! Credits: Newlovetimes.com Share this story on Facebook with your friends.