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No disagreeing — these are the best of the best. 1. America! This lunch represents America so well that it should replace our national flag. We can fly it proudly on the Fourth of July while we eat Combos and thank God that our school lunches are American and don't look like these. 2. A Balanced Meal This meal represents the five main food groups crucial for a healthy lifestyle: 1. Teddy Grahams 2. any beverage other than water 3. food substances in plastic cups 4. deep fried shapes 5. white stuff you eat with a spoon 3. Completely Disgusting Gross! Get that apple the hell out of there! You're gonna make us hurl! 4. Puddin' Time Not gonna lie here: If it were socially acceptable and I was assured that I would not be judged by my peers, I would eat the crap out of that chocolate pudding. I mean, look at that thing...it's perfect! I'm not even a pudding fan and I want some right damn now. 5. You Got Served! Not sure what the problem is here. I would totally eat this now. Seriously, that green tray looks delicious. 6. Turkey Day? This is an exact replication of what the Pilgrims ate on the very first Thanksgiving...if the Pilgrims hated their lives and gave thanks for absolutely nothing. 7. It Is a Cookie, Right? You know a lunch is bad when the cookie is the least appetizing thing on the tray. I'm not even sure if I'd eat it. 8. Sad Lunch Made Sadder The saddest thing about this lunch? The utensils. Nothing sullies the taste of reheated, processed food more than flimsy plastic. 9. Icee Juicee Damn, Icee Juicee's were the bomb. It was the only thing that made school lunches ”” or school for that matter ”” tolerable. 10. Name That Meat! If you said, "Salisbury Steak," you're correct! We also would have accepted "door jam," "BBQ grill cleaner" and "rock used to bludgeon your enemies with." Credits: Guff.com Share this story on Facebook with your friends. Related: Airplane Food Is Coming Back To Flight Favorite Canned Food?