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When I was a little girl, I fantasized about the Princess wedding. When I got older, every time I had a crush on a boy, I would imagine my being married to him and what my name would be and I am happy to say, it flows pretty well! Two families - with two different last names - joining together should be a wonderful occasion, but in these people's cases, it was an occasion of hilarity instead of beauty. Enjoy these hyphenated names that they hopefully didn't keep past the wedding day. 1. Gross - Pantti Isn't the word "panti" gross enough already?? offbeat.topix.com 2. Long - Wiwi The groom should probably take the bride's name here. OffBeat 3. Cockman - Dickman Honestly, what are the odds of these two even meeting, much less getting married? offbeat.topix.com 4. Looney - Warde A match made in Bedlam. offbeat.topix.com 5. Hardy - Harr Their life will be filled with laughter every day. Offbeat 6. Best - Lay Hopefully, this hyphenated name describes the wedding night... Offbeat 7. MacDonald - Berger The best part of this is that neither word is *quite* spelled the "right" way. Offbeat 8. Fillerup - Standing The name "Fillerup" is quite astonishing all on its own. Offbeat 9. Partee-Moore This name is what everyone will yell at their wedding reception. Offbeat 10. Kuntz - Dick I believe it's pronounced "koontz." And "deeck." Offbeat 11. As in "he Wendt-Adaway, officer." Offbeat 12. Kumon-Topomi I have a feeling Frank Topomi has been getting a lot of flack his whole life for that name...and this isn't going to help. Offbeat 13. Busch-Rash Not the best place to have a rash. Not that there's any good place to have a rash. Offbeat 14. Broeker-Nuckles This isn't a very auspicious start to a marriage. Offbeat 15. Jaeger-Meister Well, we know what the bar will be serving at their reception Offbeat 16. Golden-Showers You know what? No comment. Offbeat 17. Beaver-Wetter Ms. Beaver was probably actually quite ready to take her husband's name. Offbeat 18. Butts-McCracken "Butts" is a hard name to live with already. Offbeat 19. Drinkwine-Layer First you drink wine. Then... Offbeat 20. Gowen-Geter I think the groom already did that. Offbeat 21. Peters-Rising That'll happen on the wedding night, sure. Offbeat 22. Weener-Whipple Let's be real, these are just funny names. Offbeat 23. Moore-Bacon I think everyone can agree on this name. Offbeat 24. Crapp-Beer You might want to bring a flask to this reception. Offbeat 25. Gay-Cox Now the Gay-Cox wedding can happen in all 50 states! Offbeat 26. Hunt-Kapture They go together so perfectly. Offbeat 27. Poore-Sapp We really hope this name isn't a description of either party in this marriage. Offbeat 28. Rump-Orefice Maybe it's pronounced "or-eh-FEE-chay." Offbeat 29. Shaver-Nicely Do it nicely. Offbeat 30. Drilling-Cousin This wedding took place in Kentucky. Drilling-Cousin 31. Bush-Rott These folks were so proud of their name, they put it on their mailbox. Offbeat 32. Little-Gay Just a little, though. Offbeat 33. Speedy-Zieper Question: what do you want your groom to have on your wedding night? ;) Offbeat 34. Stoker-Dailey Sometimes maybe even twice a day if you're up to it. Offbeat 35. Busch-Hacker The last name "Busch" is just a really tough starting place. Offbeat 36. Wanamaker-Popp Well, do you? :) Offbeat 37. Rather-Grim Hopefully these two can make it work anyway. Offbeat 38. Gorey-Butcher Let's just hope it doesn't turn out to be Gory! Offbeat 39. House-Rekker These two need to watch their backs! Offbeat 40. Sharp-Payne Having a last name like that must be a major pain. Offbeat 41. Wacker-Daily I'll bet you do! Offbeat 42. Filler-Quick As in "Filler-Quick, we got places to be!" Offbeat 43. Aikin-Johnson I think there are medications for that. Offbeat 44. Traylor-Hooker This gets even worse if you flip the names around, too. Offbeat 45. Wang-Holder Oh dear. Offbeat 46. Eaton-Cox Nothing odd about this one, clearly! Offbeat 47. Johnson-Holder Appropriate in more ways than one. Offbeat 48. Appel-Bottum Wonder if they wore their boots with the fur to the wedding. Offbeat 49. Ruff-Goings Hopefully, this isn't a description of their marriage. Offbeat 50. Burger-King Of course the company got in on that sweet, sweet promotional action. Offbeat Source: Offbeat So, who do you know with a great last name combo? Share in the comment section below!