Zack Walkter

This story was originally written by Ryan Nickum for estately. For a country that has hotly debated whether pornography can be considered a "public health hazard," we sure do have a lot of cities named after dick slang. And thanks to real estate blog Estately, we now have the full list of dirty U.S. cities. Bruce Yuanyue Bi "We placed our minds in the gutter and spent days looking over detailed maps and scrutinizing the names of all U.S. cities, towns, and unincorporated communities for anything that sounded even remotely sexual or perverse," reads the Estately blog. And they did not disappoint: Estately Of course, there are far more than 50 lewd-sounding cities in this grand ol' nation of ours, so Estately also took the liberty of providing the runners-up in a full list here. God bless America! ALABAMA: Ballplay, Boar Tush, Smut Eye Getty Images ALASKA: Clam Gulch, Covenant Life, Kokhanok, Manley Hot Springs, Mary’s Igloo, North Pole Getty Images ARIZONA: Cyclopic, Kaka, Parker Strip, Show Low, Three Way Getty Images ARKANSAS: Bald Knob, Biggers, Blue Ball, Boeuf, Corning, Flippin, Greasy Corner, Pea Ridge, Romance, Toad Suck, Weiner Getty Images CALIFORNIA: Bush, Chubbuck, Clam Beach, Fort Dick, Hooker, Johnsondale, Johnsons, Old Fig Garden, Peters, Prunedale, Raisin City, Ragged Point, Ragtown, Rough and Ready, Shafter, Woody Getty Images COLORADO: Atwood, Beaver Creek, Delores, Hotchkiss, Johnson Village, Lay, Loveland, Lubers, Slagger, Wetmore, Woodrow, Woody Creek Getty Images CONNECTICUT: Happyland, Moosup, Seymour, Essex Getty Images DELAWARE: Blue Ball, Bunting, Cave Colony, Cocked Hat, Cowgills Corner, Hoars Addition, Midnight Thicket, Swallow Hill Getty Images FLORIDA: Briny Breezes, Bunker Donation, Chattahoochee, Fluffy Landing, Miccosukee, Needmore, Wildwood Getty Images GEORGIA: Balls Ferry, Boneville, Butts, Cumming, Experiment, Faceville, Flippen, Gumlog, Hardup, Lumpkin, Pyles Marsh Getty Images HAWAII: Honaunau-Napoopoo Getty Images IDAHO: Athol, Bone, Cream Can Junction, Dickshooter, Dingle, Hand Place, Headquarters, Player Place, Slickpoo, Wickahoney Getty Images ILLINOIS: Bone Gap, Boody, Breeds, Bush, Chicken Bristle, Chittyville, Diswood, Dongola, Ficklin, Honey Bend, Kumler, La Fox, Lick Creek, Love, Shobonier Getty Images INDIANA: Beaver City, French Lick, Effingham, Floyds Knobs, Friendswood, Gnaw Bone, Rocky Ripple, Spurgeon Getty Images IOWA: Balltown, Beaverdale, Cumming, Fertile, Hard Scratch, Inwood, Manly, Sac City Getty Images KANSAS: Deerhead, Dry Wood, Skiddy Getty Images KENTUCKY: Bald Knob, Beaver Dam, Beaverlick, Bigbone, Broad Bottom, Co-Operative, Girdler, Knob Lick, Load, Morehead, Mud Lick, Sugar Tit Getty Images LOUISIANA: Dry Prong, Grosse Tete, Grand Cane, Hardwood, Lucky Getty Images MAINE: Bangor, Owls Head, Schoodic, Shady Nook Getty Images MARYLAND: Blue Ball Village, Bushwood, Cockeysville, Crapo, Dames Quarter, Loveville Getty Images MASSACHUSETTS: Felchville, Mashpee, Woods Hole Getty Images MICHIGAN: Climax, Colon, Dick, Felch, Green Bush, Romeo, Sac Bay Getty Images MINNESOTA: Ball Bluff, Ball Club, Balsam, Beaver, Big Woods, Burnsville, Bush Landing, Chokio, Clappers, Climax, Comstock, Cumming, Embarrass, Erhard, Goldenrod, Good Thunder, Johnson, Kiester, Makinem, Moorhead, Remer, Sexton, Underwood, Whipholt Getty Images MISSISSIPPI: Biggersville, Buckatunna, Hushpuckena, Leakesville, Purvis, Saukum, Shivers, Splunge, Sweatman, Woodville Getty Images MISSOURI: Conception, Conception Junction, Cooter, Corning, Fidelity, Ginger Blue, Knob Noster, Licking, Loose Creek, Number Eight, Pilot Knob, Tightwad, Wide Ford, Wien, Wood Getty Images MONTANA: Big Sag, Comertown Getty Images NEBRASKA: Beaver City, Colon, Comstock, Dix, Lodgepole, Ough, Purple Cane, Valentine Getty Images NEVADA: Coyote Hole, Jackpot, Lovelock, Pahrump, Parker Strip, Sugar Bunker Getty Images NEW HAMPSHIRE: Effingham, Merrimack Getty Images NEW JERSEY: Antrim, Bay Head, Buttzville, Manahawkin, Nutley, Ramtown, Ringwood, Spotswood, Succasunna, Tuckahoe Getty Images NEW MEXICO: Bluit, Crown Point, Faywood, Loving, Lovington, Pie Town, Truth or Consequences Getty Images NEW YORK: Atwood, Ausable Chasm, Baiting Hollow, Ballston, Butternuts, Climax, Conewango, Conquest, Corning, Croton-On-Hudson, Cumminsville, Coxsackie, Feura Bush, Fort Johnson, Glen Head, Johnson, Johnson City, Kringsbush, Mannsville, Porcaville, Pound Ridge, Rathbone, Rockwood, Rodman, Sugarbush Getty Images NORTH CAROLINA: Aho, Blowing Rock, Butters, Climax, Coinjock, Engelhard, Forbush, Hobucken, Hookerton, Lizard Lick, Love Valley, Low Gap, Mann’s Harbor, Nags Head, Pee Dee, Rhodiss, Roughhedge, Stumpy Point Getty Images NORTH DAKOTA: Cummings, Spiritwood Getty Images OHIO: Ballville, Corning, Dry Run, Kunkle, Knockemstiff (ghost town), Laings, Licking View, Long Bottom, Mack, Pee Pee Township, Plumwood, Seaman, Shadyside, Spunky Puddle (ghost town), Trotwood Getty Images OKLAHOMA: Beaver, Bowlegs, Bushyhead, Dripping Springs, Greasy, Hooker, Jumbo, Loving, Olustee, Pump Back Getty Images OREGON: Ballston, Beaverton, Bridal Veil, Butteville, Climax, Drain, Wankers Corner, Woodburn Getty Images PENNSYLVANIA: Big Beaver, Blue Ball, Black Lick, Coplay, Hopwood, Hop Bottom, Intercourse, Lickdale, New Beaver, Rough and Ready, Virginville, Youngwood Getty Images RHODE ISLAND: Cranston, Woonsocket Getty Images SOUTH CAROLINA: Fingerville, Ninety Six, Sugar Tit, Thicketty Getty Images SOUTH DAKOTA: Beaver Crossing, Black Pipe, Bonesteel, Castlewood, Hooker, Rumpus Ridge, Swett Getty Images TENNESSEE: Ballplay, Big Barren Creek, Bumpus Mills, Finger, Flippin, Guys, Lick Skillet, Nutbush, Rockwood, Shackle Island, Sweet Lips, Wartburg Getty Images TEXAS: Bangs, Bleakwood, Camp Wood, Cumby, Cumings, Comstock, Dickens, Ding Dong, Friendswood, Glaze City, Greatwood, Jean-Loving, Kinkler, Latex, Leakey, Lovelady, Rockwood, Snook, Spearman, Tool Getty Images UTAH: Beaver, Beaver Dam, Honeyville, Koosharem, Nibley, Shivwits, Teasdale, Virgin, Whipup, Wildwood Getty Images VERMONT: Antrim, Cozy Corner, Essex, Hancock, Shaftsbury, Woodford Getty Images VIRGINIA: Allison Gap, Assawoman, Bloxom, Brightwood, Bumpass, Fancy Gap, Onancock, Pound, Short Pump, Tuckahoe Getty Images WASHINGTON: Babcock, Bangor, Baring, Big Bottom, Chimacum, Chuckanut, Chumstick, Humptulips, Kooskooskie, Packwood Getty Images WEST VIRGINIA: Bald Knob, Beech Bottom, Big Chimney, Big Sandy, Brohard, Cloverlick, Concepcion, Cougar, Cougar Valley, Cucumber, Droop, Floe, Johnson Crossroads, Knobs, Lick Creek, Longpole, Mercers Bottom, Nutterville, Organ Cave, Pickle Street, Pinch, Pipestern, Rimel, Romance, Sandlick, Stony Bottom, Wood Getty Images WISCONSIN: Breed, Cheat Lake, Dickeyville, Clam Falls, Imalone, Longwood, Sextonville, Spooner, Spread Eagle, Tainter Getty Images WYOMING: Goshen Hole, Hoback, McNutt, Meeteetse, Miner’s Delight, Ten Sleep, Teton Village (Teton means “Breast” in French) Getty Images Source: estately.com