Most Lewd-Sounding Town Names In Each State Revealed

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This story was originally written by Ryan Nickum for estately.

For a country that has hotly debated whether pornography can be considered a “public health hazard,” we sure do have a lot of cities named after dick slang. And thanks to real estate blog Estately, we now have the full list of dirty U.S. cities.

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“We placed our minds in the gutter and spent days looking over detailed maps and scrutinizing the names of all  U.S. cities, towns, and unincorporated communities for anything that sounded even remotely sexual or perverse,” reads the Estately blog.

And they did not disappoint:

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Of course, there are far more than 50 lewd-sounding cities in this grand ol’ nation of ours, so Estately also took the liberty of providing the runners-up in a full list here. God bless America!

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ALABAMA:  Ballplay, Boar Tush, Smut Eye

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ALASKA:  Clam Gulch, Covenant Life, Kokhanok, Manley Hot Springs, Mary’s Igloo, North Pole

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ARIZONA:  Cyclopic, Kaka, Parker Strip, Show Low, Three Way

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ARKANSAS:  Bald Knob, Biggers, Blue Ball, Boeuf, Corning, Flippin, Greasy Corner, Pea Ridge, Romance, Toad Suck, Weiner

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CALIFORNIA:  Bush, Chubbuck, Clam Beach, Fort Dick, Hooker, Johnsondale, Johnsons, Old Fig Garden, Peters, Prunedale, Raisin City, Ragged Point, Ragtown, Rough and Ready, Shafter, Woody

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COLORADO:  Atwood, Beaver Creek, Delores, Hotchkiss, Johnson Village, Lay, Loveland, Lubers, Slagger, Wetmore, Woodrow, Woody Creek

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CONNECTICUT:  Happyland, Moosup, Seymour, Essex

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DELAWARE:  Blue Ball, Bunting, Cave Colony, Cocked Hat, Cowgills Corner, Hoars Addition, Midnight Thicket, Swallow Hill

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FLORIDA:  Briny Breezes, Bunker Donation, Chattahoochee, Fluffy Landing, Miccosukee, Needmore, Wildwood

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GEORGIA:  Balls Ferry, Boneville, Butts, Cumming, Experiment, Faceville, Flippen, Gumlog, Hardup, Lumpkin, Pyles Marsh

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