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Even if you were one of the grumpy few who didn't love Barney … well, Barney loved you anyway, and he considered you to be part of his family. He told you so, every episode, and even sang a song about it so you'd never doubt him. While the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park just wanted to eat people, Barney wanted to reach out through every TV screen across the world, and give all those '90s kids a great big hug. Friendships just don't get much better than that. If only real-life buddies could be so unrelentingly dedicated to everyone else's happiness. We'd like to think that human beings are capable of such sincere love, but honestly, that dancing, prancing, not-so-prehistoric purple T-Rex totally puts mankind to shame. However, there's at least one person who seems to be just as joyful, optimistic, and loving as Barney himself: the very man who wore the purple suit, David Joyner. He was an electronics engineer, a massage therapist ... and a human mannequin? The real David Joyner certainly isn't a dinosaur, but he's not a mere human being, either: He's a superhuman who has lived a life so wondrously eclectic that he makes Dos Equis' Most Interesting Man in the World look like a homebody in comparison. For one thing, Joyner's highly spiritual: according to Rolling Stone, Joyner is an energy healer, a Reiki practitioner, and a dedicated follower of Tantra. The idea of a spiritual purple dinosaur is already amazing enough, but it gets better because Joyner is also smart as a whip. In an interview with Trainwreck'd Society, Joyner revealed that in his youth, he scored an ITT Tech degree in Electronic Engineering, and then worked for Texas Instruments as a software analyst. Meanwhile, he also became a licensed massage therapist. So yeah, the real guy who played Barney could simultaneously massage you, be your spiritual counselor, and fix your computer — all at the same time. He's also a talented musician, a skilled dancer, and an athlete. (That's why everyone loved that goofy-looking Tyrannosaurus so much!) However, deep down, what Joyner really wanted was to be an entertainer. Surprisingly enough, the weird side gig that most prepared this talented guy for his purple future was in a mall. There, he worked as a live mannequin, standing in store windows and moving like a mechanical robot. As far as part-time work goes, hey — it's better than working a cash register. Youtube He had a psychic premonition about his audition David Joyner is one spiritual dude. That's not a footnote on his wicked-crazy-cool resume, either: His spirituality is a key aspect of his motivation, drive, and purpose. He told Business Insider he knew beforehand that he was going to get the Barney role, stating "I was supposed to do this character." According to Joyner, he comes from a family filled with psychic energy, and a lot of clairvoyance, so when it's time to make big life decisions, he has always trusted his dreams to guide the way. Sure enough, on the night before his big audition to play Barney, he had an intriguing dream about the now-popular character. In this vision, Barney was passed out on the ground, and Joyner had to rush to the dinosaur's rescue, saving him through mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Good thing Barney doesn't have sharp teeth. The next day, as Joyner was driving to the audition, he recalls seeing a Southwest Airlines billboard with the caption "Breathe life into your vacation," just as he had dreamed of breathing life back into an unconscious Barney. Joyner was inspired by this, and took that passion into his audition, successfully scoring the role of a lifetime and helping create one of the biggest cultural icons of the '90s. Joyner said he wasn't too surprised to get the call, though. After the premonition, he was already pretty sure he had it locked in. Hit Entertainment Limited He played Barney for 10 years To kids watching the show, Barney was Barney, a real dinosaur. As adults, it would be tempting to think that the guy playing Barney must have been a down-on-his-luck actor answering a cheap job advertisement, struggling to pay the bills with some weirdo side gig that involved wearing an insanely hot costume and bouncing up and down. According to People magazine, the 70-pound purple costume sometimes got up to 120 degrees on the inside, and the actor could only look out through Barney's mouth. Furthermore, since Barney was actually voiced by Bob West, not the guy in the suit, being Barney might seem like a rather thankless job. But David Joyner has been quite outspoken about how much he loved playing Barney. In his own words, "Barney was beautiful. Barney was very, very good to me. I loved being Barney." Joyner was so passionate about the role that he played Barney for over a decade, securing his place in history as the one true happy, singing dinosaur. That's not just surprising, but actually rather inspiring. Just as Barney gave hope to kids all over the world, it looks like Joyner gives hope to adults. So the next time you get grumpy about working in food service or sitting at a desk all day punching numbers, just remember that this cheerful dude managed to turn what could have been a tough, thankless job at the time of his life. He's really into tantra In Western culture, the term "tantra" sends more immature individuals into perverted giggling fits. However, according to David B. Gray of Oxford Research Encyclopedias, tantra is widely misrepresented in the West. History shows that tantra is actually a complex spiritual system dating back thousands of years, and tantric traditions have deep roots in Buddhism, Hinduism, and other prominent faiths. Wait, so how does this relate to Barney? Well, David Joyner is big on tantra. In his interview with Trainwreck'd Society, Joyner described himself as being a student of White Lotus Tantra since he was 19. The foundation of Joyner's tantric practice centers on love, and he explains that tantra is "all about pulling in God's Divine Sacred love from the universe through Spirit, Mind, and Body, and sharing it." In order to properly portray Barney, Joyner dove deep into his spiritual practices. Before he hopped into the costume, he always dedicated a half-hour block to meditation and prayer. Once he got on stage, he felt the divine energy radiating through him, as he sought to spread optimism, mindfulness, and joy to the many children watching the show. Deep down on the inside, Barney was basically a devoted dinosaur monk, living mindfully, always smiling, and spreading happiness to others — whether they be a human, canine, or terrible lizard. Those velociraptors in Jurassic World might be smart, but this bouncy purple T-rex could probably teach them a thing or two about finding spiritual happiness. Shutterstock You've seen him on your favorite TV shows without realizing it Just like Stan Lee manages to pop up in every Marvel Comics movie, David Joyner possesses the mesmerizing superpower of appearing in seemingly every major TV show of the last few decades in various cameo roles. Maybe he works for the Watchers, or maybe he's a time hopping do-gooder like Dr. Sam Beckett in that '90s sci-fi series Quantum Leap. But one thing is for sure: Joyner's face has secretly been playing peekaboo everywhere. Don't believe us? Joyner himself has collected the cameo evidence on his YouTube channel, as seen above. Turns out that right beneath our noses, we've seen Joyner on House — playing a cardiac surgeon — standing face-to-face with the misanthropic title character. He was a jazz musician on That '70s Show, a congress clerk on Veep, an agent on 24, Business Man #2 on Don't Trust the B—- in Apartment 23, voiced a sinister clown in Scooby Doo, and hung out on such soap operas as General Hospital. Probably his most memorable guest appearance was in ER, where he had a recurring role as a dialysis technician. Considering all of these medical show cameos, we wouldn't be surprised to find out that Joyner was hiding a couple medical degrees and licenses to go along with his engineering, massage therapy, musical, and reiki skills. Seriously, it seems like this guy can do everything. All those dark rumors are total nonsense While it was only recently that the public really became aware of Joyner's true identity, there have always been bizarre conspiracy theories about the previously unknown "guy who played Barney." This phenomenon isn't specific to Barney, of course. It happens to every pop culture icon. However, all the dark rumors about Barney are, as one would expect, complete bunk. The silliest of these rumors, which still pops up from time to time, is that the "actor who played Barney" (who is nameless, in this story) was actually a crazy cocaine addict, supposedly so addicted that he hid his prized cocaine stash up Barney's purple tail, which eventually got him caught and thrown in jail. This rumor is pretty stupid when you think about the impracticality of it — those tiny little arms on the Barney costume couldn't reach far enough to scratch the actor's head, much less pull drugs out of the tail — but the "story" caught on, probably due to its sensationalism. There's also a weird suicide myth, wherein the "guy who played Barney" supposedly hanged himself in costume. Again, doesn't sound too realistic. Anyway, no dice. Joyner's obviously alive obviously didn't go to prison, and both dumb rumors were thoroughly debunked by Snopes. Do you want a conspiracy theory that's halfway believable? If someone claimed Joyner had traveled to Area 51 and received superpowers from aliens, that might be closer. Shutterstock He became a rapping bear named Hip Hop Harry Though Joyner's dinosaur years are long behind him, he never stopped being the man in the costume. In the 21st century, he has swapped out those antiquated purple scales for yellow fur, a sideways cap, and gold bling — thus becoming Hip Hop Harry, an anthropomorphic bear who does educational rap videos. Yeah, you heard that right. But Hip Hop Harry is no Barney Lite because Joyner's approach to playing the character is completely different. In an interview with Herald & Review, Joyner describes the rapping, dancing bear as having "more swagger to his walk; he actually has a little bit of street to him." It helps that Harry's costume allows much fuller, more expressive, more mobile body language than the stiff old Barney costume did, which must be a relief. Joyner admitted to being a bit hesitant about taking on another costumed role but couldn't resist when producers called him "the Michael Jordan of costumed characters." These days, he seems to love Hip Hop Harry just as much as he loved Barney, posting pictures on his Twitter feed of himself as Harry filling up his car's gas tank, and proving that even big, fluffy children's TV characters have to deal with real-life chores. youtube.com He's still earning money from his Barney days If you're an aspiring actor, and you're busy scouring online job postings in search of a sweet gig like playing Barney, what kind of paycheck can you expect to earn? It's hard not to wonder: Was Joyner's time as the world's favorite purple playmate a minimum wage kinda deal, or some sketchy, under-the-table business, or did he earn a decent salary? As it turns out, playing Barney was actually a really smart financial decision on Joyner's part. According to Business Insider, the earnings from the residual checks were big enough to make Joyner's jaw drop to the floor — his real jaw, not the funny purple one — and he managed to put that money to good use. Just the residuals alone were impressive enough to pay for Joyner's first house, the white stucco home of his dreams, an achievement he's still proud of. Take heed, aspiring actors. If your artistic calling leads you to the friendly shores of costumed children's entertainment, don't run away out of fear that you might vanish into obscurity or never make a decent wage. Maybe you can follow the example of David Joyner and become a huge part of pop culture history. Shutterstock He's a really nice guy, and quite the free spirit. Even though David Joyner's many achievements, degrees, aspirations, and successes are impressive enough to fill a series of books, arguably the single most impressive thing about him is that he seems to be a truly sincere, kind-hearted, loving dude who has never lost his distinctive free spirit. Anyone who follows Joyner's Twitter feed or YouTube videos will quickly find themselves with a new favorite celebrity. He's a real, regular guy, the kind of person who takes excited selfie videos of himself on Napa Valley road trips or shares funny class photos of himself in sixth grade, wearing cool shades. He's as personable as it gets. It's amazing to see how, even with his success, Joyner has never lost touch with his roots and makes genuine efforts to connect with his fan base. Most importantly, he plays a seriously awesome "Rock Conga Drums" on the boulders of Joshua Tree, California. It's hard to say whether the coolness factor here comes from his obvious skill at drumming or if it's just the likable sincerity of the fact that he posts such videos online, but either way, David Joyner is one exceptionally rockin' guy. Yep, he still loves Barney Never forget how much Barney loved you, especially if you loved Barney. David Joyner still loves Barney too, just as much as he ever did. Though a lesser human might have been embarrassed about spending more than a decade of their life as a big purple dinosaur, David Joyner is still quite enthusiastic about the role he defined for an entire generation. In a 2012 radio interview on LIVE with Aaron and Kelly, he happily did the famous dance from the show's opening theme. Though he carefully stipulated that Barney was the role of his past, not his present — he even trained the other Barneys who succeeded him — he's certainly the Barney that everyone will remember best. Even though Bob West was Barney's voice, David Joyner was the one who made Barney … Barney. Even today, he's never stopped being appreciative of the many gifts and successes the role has afforded him. When Joyner's not busy doing rock conga drums or meditating, he's even found some time in his schedule to post on Reddit under the username BarneyBody22. This is one actor who's obviously maintained a cheerful, humorous outlook on the unexpected, inspirational road life led him down. Hit Entertainment Limited Credits: grunge Share this story on Facebook with your friends.