Zack Walkter

If you’re like me, one of your life goals is to be able to find the perfect property one day. One that’s close enough to modern conveniences, and an airport in case you need to quickly flee the country, but secluded enough that you don’t have to wear pants, listen to lawnmowers, or do that forced, awkward wave thing when you’re in the driveway the same time your neighbor is outside. Just me? I didn’t think so. That said, as long as we’re all stuck in these planned communities, we might as well make the best of it. Which means, you know, have a little fun. Like these folks. 1. Dandelion Dilemma What's the big problem with dandelions? Why is this neighbor so against the dandelions? Am I missing something or is this neighbor a monster? reddit 2. The Ultimate Diss This neighbor feud has gotten real nasty. If they keep this going, you may be able to see the next dis from space. That would be awesome! imgur.com 3. Kitty Needs A Cigarette Look, you know how hard it is to quit. That is why you're still a smoker. So help this kitty out and don't add to the problem. imgur.com 4. We Can See You So, basically, they are telling you in the nicest way possible that they can see you naked in the bathroom. Do you get it? THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD CAN SEE YOU NAKED IN THE SHOWER. Welcome to the neighborhood! reddit.com 5. Men Are From Mars... This right here shows you the difference between men and women. Could it be more clear? Women want pretty things that live and grow and flourish and men want an ashtray and a plastic chair. There it is, ladies and gents! reddit.com 6. Yo, Give Me A Banana This kid is a gangsta. He rolls up, get his banana and then he is out. I wish I had that kind of confidence. imgur.com 7. Kitty Support No "Wham bam thank you ma'am" for these neighbors. It's so lovely that they want to be a part of their grandkitty's life. Even those these kitties may have to grow up in a broken home, at least they will have a relationship with their father. imgur.com 8. Parrot Party You can walk your dog. You can walk your cat. Or if you are these neighbors, you can walk your parrots. All three of them. imgur.com 9. Meeting With Watermelons "Hi, I'm Steve and I'm a seedless watermelon." It's a support group for watermelons. They lost their seeds and they don't know where they went. I'm not sure why your neighbor is there, though. reddit.com 10. Saving Snowballs Now this means war! You better stock up and eggs and toilet paper. It's about to get nasty. imgur.com 11. A Lounging Raccoon Look, you have your living space. And this neighbor has his. Too bad you are paying for him to live comfortably though. He doesn't look like he is going anywhere anytime soon. He is even waving to you. reddit 12. Valley Of The Dolls If this is your neighbor's house, I think you need to move. Immediately. Pack a bag and run because they are definitely doing some voodoo in there that you do not want to be a part of. Do you feel any burning sensations? Any pinches or pricks? It may be too late. imgur.com 13. Chill Out Bro Ah yes, college days. Where some kids rebel right away and live their lives and others are way too uptight to even try. I give that girl a year and she will be smoking doobs with the best of them. imgur.com 14. Hanging Out Just a dog casually hanging out, minding his own business. Checking out the scenery. You may have the coolest neighbor ever. And it looks like he knows how cool he is. Woof woof. imgur.com 15. A Christmas Penis "Go into the gate. Make your first right and then look for the giant Christmas penis. Park in that driveway and I'll come to great you." Have you even seen a penis all lit up? Well, now you have. It really is a sight to see. reddit Credits: sarcasmsociety.com