We can confirm that the wife of this Reddit user, who is the English teacher of the student who submitted this assignment, gave it an A. Well-deserved.
“My will is in the cheese club.” Wise beyond his years.
Can confirm this used to happen to me whenever my high school homework was on this stupid thing. Anybody else?
Is this the next Ernest Hemingway or Emily Dickinson? So poetic. A+.
Okay, this isn’t even that funny. This is just flat-out bravery right here. To join in the comments section on Reddit, several teachers were sharing their favorite and most hilarious stories of plagiarism they’ve encountered from students over the years.
When I was in grade school, we were learning fractions. My math teacher thought he was ingenious when he brought a steak to class and began cutting it into pieces. With the first cut, he presented two pieces and asked what the fraction was. The answer was 1/2. He continued to cut each piece in half as he asked what the fractions were… 1/4, 1/8, 1/6, 1/32, 1/64, etc. By the time he got to me, he had cut the steak multiple times over. Nevertheless, as he held up the plate he said, “I have cut each piece 27 times. What do I have?” I couldn’t believe he expected me to give an answer. I suck at math and was completely dumbfounded, and the first thing that came to mind (and which came out of my mouth) was “Ground beef!”
It was the last day for my 16 year old grandson, Cody, to give his report. His teacher set her timer and told him that the speech had to be 4 minutes long! He talked for a minute then looked at his class mates and said, “Now I want all of you to take 3 minutes to think about what I just said!” Then he sat down!