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Gas Station In Seattle Displays Hilarious Messages On A Sign Everyday

by Zack Walkter

Published April 24, 2018

6. Philosophy

Some of these aren’t just jokes. They are mottos to live by. They remind you there’s so much left to explore and experience. Especially when it’s evil.
Facebook / Wallingford Sign

7. Oh, I Get It

Some of these are thinkers. They’ll make you actually appreciate those mornings that traffic is particularly bad. Especially if you’re slower than the far right lane.
Facebook / Wallingford Sign

8. Brain Power

They have a never-ending supply of hilarious one-liners. Here’s a classic from comedian Emo Philips. You need to use your brain for this one.

(The telekinesis, that is.)

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Facebook / Wallingford Sign

9. Ugh

They also have their share of groaners. Like stealing a bite from someone’s sandwich, this joke is an acquired taste. You’ve gotta really love puns.

Facebook / Wallingford Sign

10. Took Me A While

It took me a second to get this one. At first ,I thought they meant that they were only attractive in short bursts. Not sure if that makes the joke funnier, but it does provide a visual image that will stick with me for the rest of my commute, so thanks, sign!
Facebook / Wallingford Sign
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