Somebody Decided To Rename These Everyday Objects And The Results Are Hilariously Accurate

This hilarious Twitter account by Mark Dempsey is the funniest thing you’ll see all day. The account’s Twitter handle goes by @CorrectNames and provides new names and a fresh take on all the objects, animals, and food items we see and use every day. From a group of squids whose name is corrected to “squad,” a whale whose name has been corrected to a “panda fish,” many of the corrected names will definitely make you smile, or laugh out loud. 1. Bread Moisturizer MarkDempsey 2. Here comes the barcode cow and it seems quite funny. twitter.com/MarkDempsey 3. You call it MILK but REAL NAMES believes it to be more accurately the cereal sauce. twitter.com/MarkDempsey 4. If you don’t know, the guy named it as Curvy Unicorn. twitter.com/MarkDempsey 5. Raw toast and it seems pretty much right. twitter.com/MarkDempsey 6. Have you ever heard of foot condom? If not, well this one is right here. twitter.com/MarkDempsey 7. The combination of dog and doctor makes DOGTOR. twitter.com/MarkDempsey 8. And it so true as some kids used to believe it to be a space bulb until they grew and studied science. twitter.com/MarkDempsey 9. Absolutely, it should be called the young chicken instead of egg. twitter.com/MarkDempsey 10. This is funny to read as land cloud and it made me burst into laughter. twitter.com/MarkDempsey 11. And it makes a sense to call it raw KFC. twitter.com/MarkDempsey 12. Of course, this is a human shelf where the human can put them for a rest. twitter.com/MarkDempsey 13. A fountain emerging from a mountain must be a mountain fountain. twitter.com/MarkDempsey 14. Begel seeds! twitter.com/MarkDempsey 15. You may call it water but it sounds good to read snowman blood. twitter.com/MarkDempsey 16. A Group of Squid should be called a squad CorrectNames 17. Duck Puppy 18. Panda Fish CorrectNames 19. T-Rex Deer CorrectNames 20. Fart Squirrel CorrectNames 21. Laundry Sauce MarkDempsey Which one do you like the most? Let us know in the comments below. See More on MarkDempsey's: Twitter Credits: borlem.com

15. You may call it water but it sounds good to read snowman blood.

16. A Group of Squid should be called a squad

17. Duck Puppy

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18. Panda Fish

19. T-Rex Deer

20. Fart Squirrel

21. Laundry Sauce