17.
https://twitter.com/ValeeGrrl/status/662801890112049156?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fmikespohr%2Fxx-hilarious-food-tweets-by-parents-who-are-at-their
18.
3yo: May I have another waffle with syrup?
Me: You just ate the last one.
3yo:
Me:
3yo: Then can I have just some syrup?
— Salty Mermaid Entertainment (@saltymermaident) November 21, 2016
19.
Romantic Dinner for Parents
"I love you"
"Love you too"
"Dinner was great."
"We're finally alone"
(from other room) "Somebody wipe me!"
— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) August 1, 2017
20.
My son's superpower is to turn 1 cracker into 10 lbs of crumbs
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) August 9, 2013
21.
There is little difference between how a horse eats hay and the way my children consume spaghetti.
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) November 22, 2015
22.
I just found spaghetti in our heating ducts if any of you were thinking of having children.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) December 28, 2015
23.
Currently helping my son search for his chocolate that I ate last night
— sharon 💋 (@rubywoo09) April 1, 2015
24.
Just once, I want to wake up with the same sense of renewed optimism my 5yo has as he requests candy for breakfast for the 25th day in a row
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) December 6, 2016
25.
My kid threatened to hold her breath until I gave her dessert. She's now passed out on the kitchen floor. I don't negotiate with terrorists.
— Tim (@Playing_Dad) January 10, 2013
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