Touching flight attendants to get their attention
“I have been poked, prodded, and tugged on too many times to remember.”
Ringing the call button unless it’s truly necessary
“Don’t ring call bells when we’ve already announced that flight attendants have to be seated, right after takeoff, or for silly reasons.”
Keeping your headphones on
“Please take the headphones off when we come by and ask you what you would like to drink.”
Occupying the toilets once you see that the aircraft is descending
“This leads to flight delays.”
“Don’t bring your heavy carry-on on board the aircraft and then ask me to put it in the overhead bin for you because it is too heavy for you to do it.”
Not taking responsibility for your belongings
“Don’t bring your heavy carry-on on board the aircraft and then ask me to put it in the overhead bin for you because it is too heavy for you to do it.”
Not specifying how you take your coffee
“When you order coffee tell me whether you want cream and/or sugar so I don’t have to ask for the millionth time.”