Alabama: Loachapoka

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If you can pronounce “Loachapoka” on the first try, then we owe you a “draught” (pronounced “draft” and rhymes with “laughed”)ย of beer. But seriously, if you’ve got issues pronouncing the name of this tiny town in Lee County, we’ll assume it’s because you aren’t from thereโ€”seeing as it has aย population of fewer than 200 people at last count.Loachapoka is pronouncedย LOW-cha-POH-Kah,ย but you’ll never forget it if you listen toย this little ditty. Speaking of little ditties, check out theย theme song for Alabama’s National Fair.

Alaska:ย  Nunathloogagamiutbingoi Dunes

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This tiny unincorporated municipality extends for three miles along theย southeast coast of Nunivak Island, Alaska, which is part of the Bethel census area of the State of Alaska. The name has been referred to as “unpronounceable and unexplained,” and no hint as to its proper pronunciation is offered even inย Donald Orth’s Dictionary of Alaska Place Names, which is the leading text on Alaska Place Names. Hey, at least it’s notย Unalaska, Alaska, which although easy to pronounce, wouldn’t exactly roll off the tongue if you happened to be from there and were trying to explain your background (“Hello, my name is John, and I’m Unalaskan.”)

Arizona:ย Sonoita

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Here’s a prime example of the problem Americans face when they find it challenging to pronounce the names of cities and towns that have origins in other languages. From the looks of it,ย Sonoita, Arizona would appear to originate from the Spanish language (which in fact,ย is true), which might lead you to pronounce it asย So-no-EE-ta].Nope. The locals pronounceย Suh-NOY-ta.

Arkansas: Ouachita

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Ouachita, Arkansas, refers to a lake, river, mountain range, and a county in the State of Arkansas (which is pronouncedย ARE-kan-saw, in case you were tempted to pronounce it like “Kansas”). OK, so it’s not a municipality exactly, but it’s known asย the most mispronounced place-name in Arkansas. The correct pronunciation isย WASH-ee-tah,ย which will come in handy if you’re planning a trip to theย Hot Springsย in Ouachita County, Arkansas.

California: Zzyzx

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The unincorporated municipality ofย ย Zzyzxย is in San Bernardino County, California. It’s pronouncedย ZY (rhymes with EYE) – Zicks.ย Before 1944, Zzyzx was known as Soda Springs. Then along came this guy:ย Curtis Howe Springer, a self-proclaimed doctor and preacher, who founded the Zyzzx Mineral Springs Resort (he wanted it to be the very last word in the English language). Although Springer is known by the American Medical Association as the “King of Quacks,” his name for the place stuck.

Colorado: Crested Butte

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Let’s just get this straight: it’sย Crested BEWT, notย Crested But.ย There are simply no “buts” (or butts) about it. Did you know thatย Colorado is one of the happiest statesย in the U.S.?

Connecticut: Berlin

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If you’re thinking it’s pronounced like the city in Germany, you’re wrong. It’s actuallyย BURR-lin, emphasis on the BURR. Located at theย geographic center of the state, the land was originally known as Pagonchawnischage (a Mattabassat Indian name), so really, things could be aย lotย worse.Did you know in Connecticut,ย it’s illegal to sell pickles that don’t bounce?

Delaware: Newark

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Most people are familiar with the city of Newark, New Jersey, which is pronouncedย NEW-irkwith a slight emphasis on the first syllable (locals often end up turning the two syllables into one:ย Nirk).ย But not in Delaware. In Delaware, it’s pronouncedย New-ARK.

Florida: Ocoee

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There are those who believe it’s pronouncedย Oh-SEW-ee, and there are those who don’t even bother trying to pronounce it at all. In fact, it’s pronouncedย Oh-KOH-ee, which makes sense when you stop to consider that it’s located in theย same area as Kissimmee, which is pronounced Kiss-IM-me (and also happens to be aย top vacation spot).

Georgia: Buena Vista

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Formerly known as “Pea Ridge,” this city changed its name toย Buena Vistaย in honor of Zachary Taylor’s victory in the Mexican-American War. So, then what’s it doing on this list? After all, the name is clearly referencing the Spanish language. You probably can even translate it (“good view”). The problem is,ย notย in Georgia. In Georgia, it’sย BEW-na VISS-tuh.Did you know that after the war, Taylor became the 12th United States President? Here are someย other fascinating facts about America.