6. Bear Bait
Experts say that you should just go limp and play dead during a bear attack. Nice work.
7. Double the Buddha Bellies
Twinsies!
Also, is that John Belushi? (I kid, I kid.)
8. Ow, ow, ow!
That’s not what mom meant when she said she wanted to get hammered on vacation.
9. Double Date
As if one boring blind date wasn’t bad enough.
10. I’ve Been Beaten On The Railroad… All The Livelong Day!
Ouch! That’s gonna leave a mark.