11. As in “he Wendt-Adaway, officer.”
I have a feeling Frank Topomi has been getting a lot of flack his whole life for that name…and this isn’t going to help.
Not the best place to have a rash. Not that there’s any good place to have a rash.
This isn’t a very auspicious start to a marriage.
Well, we know what the bar will be serving at their reception
You know what? No comment.
Ms. Beaver was probably actually quite ready to take her husband’s name.
“Butts” is a hard name to live with already.
First you drink wine. Then…
I think the groom already did that.