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10 Funny Jokes That Sum Up Married Life Perfectly

6. Couples who have been together forever don’t share food

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Do you share food with your husband or wife? Chances are, the longer you have been together, the more you don’t share your food.

7. How do your arguments go when you have been married for so long?

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Don’t make the mistake of mumbling under your breath after you have finished arguing. Have you ever done this?

8. This next one comes after the argument…

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You just had an argument. Then you mumbled something under your breath. You argued again. You thought it was over so you tried to give your husband or wife a hug. You were seriously wrong. Does this sound familiar?

9. How to tell when your wife is mad at you… sounds simple right?

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Maybe not.

10. Are you a good listener?

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Be honest, how many times have you done this?

How many of these made you laugh out loud? Hopefully, all of them! Marriage is a beautiful thing, but we bet you can relate to a few of these jokes.

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