1. Only one gross lefty glove in gym class.
The handsweat of a thousand lefties before you.
2. Only two pairs of the green lefty scissors in class, three lefty kids.
Scrambling through the scissors to find the ones with the green rubber handles, only to see they’re already all gone.
3. Ballpoint pens don’t work as well because you’re pushing, not pulling the ball.
The ink will never flow as well for lefties, so our pens stop up more.
4. Writing in a three-ring binder.
You have to do that thing where you fit your hand between the top two, then eventually have to pick it up and fit it in between the bottom two.
5. Spiral notebooks.
Hurts the side of your hand. The worst are the five-subject with the extra big rings.